Five things you don

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25/4/2014

1. “Duuuuuude! Bummer!”
2. “In laymans terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.”
3. “Your problem can be fixed, but youre going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.”
4. “Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if youre with 60 minutes.
Press 3 if youre with the FTC.”
5. “Hold on a second, please … Mom! Timmys hitting me!”